Ok, how fitting is this? The Something Awful folks (snarky forums) have expanded Asimov’s original 3 rules of robotics into 30 rules. I haven’t actually read them yet, the site is blocked here but the preview I saw looked funny. Read the full list here.
I’ll have to see how many are applicable to our own ASIMOV 
14. A robot must harm my ridiculous hooker ex-wife, Brandi Asimov, whenever possible, because she does not count as a human being because she has no soul.
Haha, that list is fun!
That article is great, some of them are real funny